He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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John Legend and his brand, spanking uh…um, sorry what were we saying? Something about John Legend spanking somebody?
Oh, that's right John and his brand spanking new wife, Chrissy Teigen, show all of themselves in the new music video for All Of Me, and it is steam-ay!
Speaking of hot liquids, this married couple gets naked and dripping wet in a shower in this vid, which is probably the cleanest place to get dirty!
So hop in bed, ch-ch-check out this music video (ABOVE), take a cold shower, think about why John Legend isn't making out with you in a shower, and watch this music video again to distract yourself from that!
P.S. CLICK HERE to see the naughty, NSFW photo of the two of them in bed.