This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
If you're hangin' around Kristen Stewart right now, you might wanna cover this up!!
R-Patz is chillin' with Dylan these days!
Dylan Penn, that is. You know, Sean Penn's daughter?
After his split with KStew, Robberz could have taken anyone in La La Land, but he chose Dylan because she possesses a very important air about her that he finds super rare out here, and that is:
"She's mature. With Rob she see’s the man, not the celebrity. He likes hanging out with people who don’t care that he's Rob Pattinson. He's giving it a go with her. They've been together a few months and they're very comfortable. He's so happy."
So basically, he wants someone who can put him in his place!
Note to Team Edward — suspend the drool.
We repeat: SUSPEND THE DROOL!!!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]