This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Uh oh! Britney Spears is NOT happy!
Her stage is too small!!!
BritBrit is used to playing mega arenas with lights, pyrotechnics and enough space to bust out moves like this:
Umm… no. A stage that small simply will not do!
"When Celine Dion came to Vegas, they built her the Colosseum at Caesars Palace, and that was a production just for her. When Britney was announced, they barely touched the stage. She’ll be on the same stage as Holly was with a pole. Producers think Britney can make do with two balloons and a feather boa.”
To the producers at Planet Hollywood: you better Work Bitch on getting Britney some bigger digs!
Spears' camp says the singer is ready to go, regardless of the size of her new stage. A rep for Britney explained:
“It is actually bigger than previous stages she has performed on. The venue will be groundbreaking."
We just want you to be happy, Brit! And we know that a diva needs PLENTY of room to move around when she's doing her thang!