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Miley Cyrus Called A "Strategic Hot Mess" By Miley Cyrus!

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Miley Cyrus is all about controlled chaos!

Aside from doing her best Willow Smith impression, Miley in MTV's Miley Cyrus: The Movement commented on her VMA performance that shocked and left many scratching their heads with a foam finger.

To put the record straight, Mileybird addressed the notion that maybe she had gone off the deep end of the pool (and started making out with a life-sized Barbie):

"You could watch that performance from the VMAs and think that it's a hot mess, but it's a strategic hot mess."

Whoa big distinction right there!

That's as if your slovenly roommate spilled coffee everywhere, and you were like, "whoa, you made a hot mess," and then your roommate responded, "yes, but it's strategic!"

And how was the VMAs twerkathon strategic? According to Miley, it's because everyone can't stop (oh!) won't stop (oh!) talking about it:

"You're always going to make people talk. You might as well make them talk for like two weeks, rather than two seconds."

Valid point, Miley!

Now, if she can only reveal the strategy behind practically revealing her VAGINA in a recent Terry Richardson NSFW photoshoot, that'd be great!

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11 comments to “Miley Cyrus Called A "Strategic Hot Mess" By Miley Cyrus!”

  1. 1

    Get over yourself girl, your such a wannabe badass its embarrassing as hell.

  2. Bobel says – reply to this


    Okay, you have posted about a dozen stories of this skank today ALONE. Please stop, no one cares.

  3. lys says – reply to this


    getting you to keep talking about her. It seems to be working since you posted around 15 stories about her in the last 2 days… who's laughing now?

  4. 4

    I watched Miley Cyrus - The Movement today. It was very good.
    I like when she says she doesn't pay attention to the negative.
    Unfortunately, not everyone is going to like you.
    The thing is, she should pay attention to some of the neg. because it's a
    good way to better yourself = constructive criticism. Just saying.

  5. Lil Birdie says – reply to this


    She needs help. Its making me sad for her. All the money being made at her expense. She is clearly getting worse and worse. Who can she trust anymore? She needs prayers. Dear Miracle Worker that is God, watch over this person and bring her serenity and peace in life somehow. Honestly, I stand staunchly against so many of her awful actions but do not in anyway want to see more public breakdowns. I don't want to see her get worse. Maybe some of us are really nothing more than a lesson for others. Miley, don't be a lesson on loosing oneself. My prayer is that your lesson to share is about overcoming and surviving with grace and humility.

  6. jnp says – reply to this


    just change the name of the site to


    this site is nothing but a mouth piece for the Kardashian gypsies and Miley and Katy Perry.

    Sell out

  7. jaene says – reply to this


    no one said she was a mess or even a hot mess.. let alone a "strategic" hot mess. she's just plain annoying. she's using breakup, divorce and being a teenager as an excuse to be a mess when she's too aware of herself. miley.. stop. pls just stop.

  8. beatlebump says – reply to this


    When I think of all the exploited children in the world who were forced into making kiddy porn pics like this and this idiot thinks its cool.

  9. 9

    She'll be dead from some bad x soon.

  10. 10

    Wow. I didn't know this was now the Miley Cyrus website. Barf. Bye now.

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    It all makes sense now…swinging her head around in that GIF has caused her brain to smash up against her inner skull again and again, thus destroying her judgemental processes.