They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Miley Cyrus is all about controlled chaos!
To put the record straight, Mileybird addressed the notion that maybe she had gone off the deep end of the pool (and started making out with a life-sized Barbie):
"You could watch that performance from the VMAs and think that it's a hot mess, but it's a strategic hot mess."
Whoa big distinction right there!
That's as if your slovenly roommate spilled coffee everywhere, and you were like, "whoa, you made a hot mess," and then your roommate responded, "yes, but it's strategic!"
And how was the VMAs twerkathon strategic? According to Miley, it's because everyone can't stop (oh!) won't stop (oh!) talking about it:
"You're always going to make people talk. You might as well make them talk for like two weeks, rather than two seconds."
Valid point, Miley!