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still stiff our heart peen!
Sex-tacular stage hunk Ryan Steele just starred in an episode of #ShareTheMattress — a series that "features creative artists dancing and playing on their beds" — and we promise it will change the way you experience the Universe!!!
For now you will have seen the face of God… and probably His abs, too!
Starring in everything from West Side Story to Newsies, Ryan eagerly embraced this eXXXciting role as leading man in our spank bank!!!
ZOMG, we fell in lust all over again!!!
Even better, Ryan's performance is totally artistic!! So now our soul has a cultural boner to go along with the fleshy one presently sitting in our Ewok underoos!!
We're not sure where to purchase tickets for a re-staging of his exclusive bedroom showcase, but you can definitely check the Ry guy out in Matilda on Broadway this Spring!
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