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Jessica Alba Gets A Frisky Pat Down From The TSA!

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This TSA agent will hands down all over agree, this was her best pat down ever! Frame those gloves, gurl! They touched seksi incarnate!

Jessica Alba got a very hands on experience at the TSA checkpoint yesterday as she was traveling at LAX!

Of course, pat downs are used whenever someone opts out of the body image scan or when there's an alarm at a checkpoint. In this case, that would be the standard "OMG IT'S JESSICA ALBA!" alarm!

Then again, perhaps Jessica felt uncomfortable with the body image scan. You never know if someone would secretly wanna publish those photos/ogle forever at her perfect skeletal structure!

We bet the TSA was like "please remove all shoes, but why stop there?" as they clutched their copies of Sin City!

That or they insisted that "everyone place all lap dances…uh, laptops into the bin! Uh, yeah, laptops."

[Image via GVK/BauerGriffinOnline.]

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2 comments to “Jessica Alba Gets A Frisky Pat Down From The TSA!”



  1. 1

    wtf over here they use some kind of slider thing they dont TOUCH U that bitch just wanna touch her up .. where else is her fingers going ewww



  2. 2

    Never been physically searched but have been wanded a few times, no big deal.