They really are the definition of a perfect couple!
Let's be honest, who else makes married life and walking dogs look so effortless??
How polite and cute of them!
Pleasure before business??
Even though she had plenty to celebrate after her successful SNL hosting and performance gig, Mileybird apparently only wanted to
be nekkid celebrate with one person.
It's reported Mileybird flew off to
get nekkid spend the rest of the night with Theo Wenner, Liv Tyler's one-time beau and son of Jan Wenner, owner of Rolling Stone! Oh, he's also the lucky photog who got to snap Miley's Rolling Stone pics! We guess he liked what he saw! An insider leaked:
"Miley was on her phone throughout the party at STK in Midtown texting Theo the whole time. Just before 3am, after receiving another text from Theo, she hopped up from her table and left the party abruptly, leaving all of her friends behind."
But when you're Miley Cyrus, it isn't exactly easy to go have a rendezvous with your new mystery man! Luckily, it seems Mileybird knows all the tricks in the book as the insider added:
“She and her bodyguard then spent the next hour driving around the city, trying aggressively to lose about five paparazzi cars that were following her. Miley’s entourage even used a second Cadillac Escalade to block off the chasing paps. She eventually lost their tail and Miley sped off into the distance. [Later that night at her hotel] a third car showed up and dropped off her bodyguard but there was no sign of Miley in any of the cars. She clearly had been dropped off somewhere to spend the night."
Bow chicka bow wooooow!