No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted covered in trash! No, she didn't wake up from a bender in a dumpster, she's sober now!
No, before Lilo went off the handle, went on several handles, and then went to rehab, she appeared on Late Night with David Letterman as a trick-or-treater covered with "stuff found on the floor of the D train."
Give yourself a nice throwback, and ch-ch-check out the awww-inspiring vintage Lindsay (ABOVE)!!!