Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Lindsay Lohan was spotted covered in trash! No, she didn't wake up from a bender in a dumpster, she's sober now!
No, before Lilo went off the handle, went on several handles, and then went to rehab, she appeared on Late Night with David Letterman as a trick-or-treater covered with "stuff found on the floor of the D train."
Give yourself a nice throwback, and ch-ch-check out the awww-inspiring vintage Lindsay (ABOVE)!!!