OK, we're just going to say it. Selena Gomez' boobs are going CRAZY!
And we're not talking about one of her dining companions!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]
There are things we still don't know about why Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner split up or what the married couple's ultimate fate will be, but since they went public with their break-up yesterday we have learn tons…
1. Their super-sad SEPARATION was kept hidden for at least a year.
We knew Bruce was staying on his own in Malibu for a while, but we weren't positive why. The couple rigorously denied any and all reports of a break-up, but now we know they were covering up the split for at least an entire year.
2. Bruce is "f#*$&ing" PISSED!
Maybe it's because his love life is in shambles! Maybe it's because Pinkberry ran out of Salted Caramel!
Either way, Bruce was sooo angry with paparazzi Tuesday afternoon that he screamed "Go f**k yourself!" over and over again before driving off!
3. Neither party wants a DIVORCE… yet.
Are they confused about how to split assets worth potentially hundreds of millions of dollars? Are they worried a divorce will ruin their brand?
We aren't sure, but at this point it looks like neither Bruce nor Kris is contacting a divorce attorney.
He's been one of the first family members to speak out, and Rob swears there's no "bad blood" between he and Bruce.
The troubled couple may soon be heading toward a split of their own, but that didn't stop them from making a joint visit to see Mama Bear.
6. Bruce says he has NO TIME to start dating again.
OK, now we're just speculating, but why else haven't they released a comment?
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