We'd say something like 'well that didn't take long' but this happened before the announcement — it's like a whole new universe of time or something! LOLz!!
Hours before news was released of Bruce and Kris Jenner's official separation, the momager matriarch of the Kardashian klan went to a storage center, without that sparkle she'd been toting for 22 years!
Guess she didn't mind if the Calabasian employees of that storage shop got the scoop first! Ha!
Really though, it sounds like Kris and Bruce are both wayyyy happier now that they've accepted the reality behind their (probably reality tv caused) split!
And even though the Olympic gold-medalist may hurl a few f*cks at some interrogative photogs, we're sure he's enjoying his privacy solo in his Malibu pad.
All that being said, any conspiracy theorists out there thinking it's make-believe for a big Season 9 premiere? ;)
[Image via Splash News.]