Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Lindsay Lohan is moving on up…
And into her very own sober palace in the sky!
LiLo was spotted unpacking her swanky new NYC pad on Wednesday, as peeping tom paparazzi peered through massive windows to capture the starlet in action!
Although she's lucky to have such an amaze location, may we suggest Dina Lohan buys her some curtains as a house warming gift!?
Keep those prying eyes at bay, Lindz!
[Image via Splash News/JDH Imagez.]