Well, way to burst all of our bubbles!
What a bummer!
The exact wording was as follows:
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
She kissed a girl and she liked it…
The 20-year-old was the guest of honor at a private bash at The General on Manhattan's Lower East Side — and there's so much alleged debauchery, we don't even know where to begin…
At one point, Miles playfully grabbed a blonde female friend's boobies (who she reportedly made out with later) and apparently motor-boated Amazon Ashley, a 6'7 LA-based burlesque dancer!
"Miley was all over Mike Will Made it. Grinding all over him, kissing his neck."
Everyone got some Mileybird loving last night — including a mystery man in a grey suit, and two more ladies who she allegedly shared a triple kiss with!
Luckily, Miley bounced just before 5am, because we're really not sure how much more hedonism one could accomplish in a single night! LOLz!
[Image via Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images.]