This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Ah, it felt like it was just yesterday when they started dating.
Wait, wasn’t it?
After a couple months of dating, Robert Pattinson and Dylan Penn seem to be calling it quits.
“She doesn’t want to be known as Rob’s girlfriend. She’s afraid to get serious with him and lose her privacy.”
Well, yeah. One of the side effects of dating a famous vampire is having Twihards stalk you around town!
But it looks like the Twilight hunk isn’t too worried about the break-up. An insider dishes:
“Rob isn’t ready to be exclusive with anyone right now. He’s just enjoying himself.”
As he should be, they're both still young.
If they do break up, we're sure Rob and Dylan will be on good terms and they can continue to hang out as friends!
Did you hear that?
We think we heard Kristen Stewart breathe a sigh of relief.
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]