Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Want car chases, fighting, and Shia LaBeouf? No, we don't mean Transformers, we're talking about the absolutely cray new trailer for Charlie Countryman!
Shia and Evan Rachel Wood play paramours in Bucharest whose love causes not so nice guys from the city's underworld to try and hunt them down! Hashtag modern dating problems, right?
Oh, and that Romanian accent on ERW? DUHLICIOUS, DA!
Ch-ch-check out the out of control trailer (above)!!!