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Taylor Lautner Trying His Hand Doggy Dong At Porn?! Get Deets On His 8-Inch Dirk Diggler HERE!

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Watch out, Marky Mark — Tay Tay is coming for your delicious dangling dong!

Well, not like that, LOLz!!

Taylor Lautner will play the part of Dirk Diggler in a live reading of Boogie Nights at LACMA on Thursday!!

Yes, that Dirk Diggler!! Mark Wahlberg's perfectly peened character from Paul Thomas Anderson's epic film about the '70s porn scene!!

AMAZEBALLZ!!!!! We wish we could be there to see it!!

Taylor will read alongside Parenthood's Mae Whitman (as Roller Girl) in the Jason Reitman production!!!

We wonder whether he will whip out his magnificent manhood to try and "imprint" with Mae's character? Ha!!

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5 comments to “Taylor Lautner Trying His Hand Doggy Dong At Porn?! Get Deets On His 8-Inch Dirk Diggler HERE!”



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    I love twilight keep it out! Thats why you looked bad on the last season of America's next top model Guy versus Girls, but you did what you did and got you fame wish is what a lot of people wish but don't you wish you actually had something to be actually famous for? Just to say I love Lady Gage and Katty Perry they must see the nice side of you :) So unless its Awesome news or I can meet Stephen John Emery from True Blood or any one from Twilight more so of course the one and only Edward Anthony Masen also known as Edward Cullen stage name:) if you can pull Edward out of a bag I write for you forever!!!



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  3. CarlitaJo says – reply to this


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    Lol…okay I'm sorry but the title of this article, as well as the first sentence just screams CHEESY to me ! Lol like what??? Omg too hilarious your play on words. It's so cheesy it's hilarious.

  4. tara says – reply to this


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    So proud of Taylor. He's handling his business as a young actor. He's beautiful, talented, and sweet. Luv him.

  5. kasey says – reply to this


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    Can't wait to see more from Mr. Lautner in the future.