It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
When Miley Cyrus emerged as a scantily clad Michele Bachmann in the HIGHlarious SNL music video sketch We Did Stop, we fully expected Michele to try to shutdown SNL, since she's already done such a great job at shutting down the government.
We'll begin a sarcastic slow clap….NOW!
"I've never done twerking in my life, and I don't intend to take it up."
Now, Michele may not be twerking, but she's also still not working, as she was one of the key proponents behind the government shutdown that has furloughed hundreds of thousands of Americans who aren't getting paid.
But guess who is getting paid despite the shutdown? Michele Bachmann.
Anyway, guess we wait for John Boehner to come out saying he's never put a grill in his mouth!