That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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In a weird Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde development, Miley has completely disappeared from anything attributed to Hannah Montana on iTunes!
What the what?! The part of Hannah Montana is played by…Hannah Montana! That's like saying the role of Frodo in Lord of the Rings was portrayed by an actual Hobbit named Frodo. Wishful thinking, but not true!
But wait! The
Hobbit rabbit hole goes deeper though, Perezcious readers. Here is the songlist for the album Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus:
Wow, Hannah Montana is pretty prolific songwriter…for a fictional character who doesn't even exist! Also, for an album that's supposed to let listeners "Meet Miley Cyrus," it sure doesn't have too much Miley Cyrus in the credits!
Seriously, we've heard of split personalities, but never seen an actual instance where the personalities actually split off from each other!
Finally, here is the full list of Miley's albums on iTunes: