Jay Z is one lucky man.
Little Blue Ivy isn't anywhere to be seen -- sometimes mommy and daddy need some sexy alone time!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy video, below:
Remember in Mean Girls when Cady called Regina (with Gretchen on three-way) and asked Regina if she was mad because Gretchen was nominated for Spring Fling Queen?
Regina, not realizing Miss Wieners was listening, was all like, "I'm not mad at her, I'm worried about her, I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something… Cady, she's not pretty… The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty."
Gretchen got sooooo upset! She even called up Karen to tell her Regina George had called her a big bag of slut!!!
Well, that whole awkward scenario just played out in REAL LIFE with Paris Hilton!!!
The model, porn starlet, billionaire heriess, namesake to a fantabulous gossip website, and (now) aspiring DJ went on-air with a North Carolina radio station this morning in the hopes of pimping her new song, but instead got super pissed when host Bob Dumas brought up her sex tape!!!
Not realizing she was still dialed in, she said the most horrible thing imaginable!!!
Ch-ch-check out her MASSIVE mishap for yourself (above)!!
She just called him a "f**king a**hole"!!!!!
Oops!!! That's totally going in Bob's burn book!!