We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Even Poseidon couldn't ruin this wet romantic moment!
Sam Worthington and his new girlfriend Lara Bingle tied their tongues tighter than the Gordian knot while frolicking in the waves off the coast of Sydney, Australia today.
And it looks like Lara was battling Perseus' sea serpent way down under the water! Although, she seemed to have had a good strong handle on the situation!
Congrats you two! May your love be as long and eternal as Zeus' beard!
[Image via MTRX/AKM-GSI.]