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Lindsay Lohan's Too Unreliable For Porn According To Porn Star!

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Let's hope Lindsay Lohan wasn't planning on breaking into XXX acting!

Cause XXX folks don't think she can hack it!

The notoriously troubled starlet's desperation to make some dollar bills after flop after flop could draw her to adult entertainment for a big pay day one day, but it's likely not even the porn industry would trust her unpredictable reputation!

When asked if LiLo would do well in the biz, porn star Brooklyn Lee answered:

"No. As a member of the active talent pool, she would not do well. Obviously, she would be extremely popular, if only for the spectacle of it all. However, If she can’t manage to roll her a** to set to make a couple million dollars shooting a mainstream movie, she certainly wouldn’t bother to show up to be paid a few thousand for a sex scene."

OUCH! The truth can sting.

While we're not sure gurlfriend would ever WANT to be a porn queen, we find it hard to believe they wouldn't give her a shot.

Linds' star power would mean a guaranteed flood of money for studios, which would probably make a tad bit of linsanity all worth it.

Besides, she already proved her raunchy cred in The Canyons and everyone loves her boobies, right?! HA!

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5 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Too Unreliable For Porn According To Porn Star!”

  1. MichJB says – reply to this


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    It takes more than big saggy tits and a gaping asshole to be a porn star.

  2. sarah says – reply to this


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    Re: MichJB – really? you must only watch high end porn… it doesn't take much to be a "porn star" these days.. it is a dying industry and they would welcome lindsay with open arms… she would sell so many copies it would be scary… think of all the pervs who have watched this ginger grow up.. may be one of the best choices for her if she is just looking for cash.

  3. Makka says – reply to this


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    I think the porn star has a very good point.

  4. skeltoe says – reply to this


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    Re: sarah – People may watch at first, but like everything else she does people would get sick of her, the novelty would wear off.



  5. 5

    Who watches this stuff anyway?