Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
That is one bangin' post-baby body!
…but gurlfriend shouldn't hide a thing anymore!
Or maybe we're most amazed by how chill Yeezy appeared while the paparazzi snapped pics. He even kept his honey close with a little PDA for all to see!
Perhaps her crazy curves had him so googly-eyed he didn't even realize anyone else was there! LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]