All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Along with the novel obsessed devotees, celebs are hardly being submissive following the news of Charlie Hunnam's dominant dismissal from playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades!
I can't believe they hounded Charlie Hunnam out of 50 Shades of Grey. This is a first. Since when does the audience get a say in casting??
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) October 14, 2013
While Jenna Dewan-Tatum created a campaign…
— Jenna Dewan-Tatum (@jennaldewan) October 14, 2013
Jon Cryer nominated himself…
— Jon Cryer (@MrJonCryer) October 12, 2013
And Seth Rogen is the butt of the joke…LITERALLY!
I'd like the producers of fifty shades of grey to consider casting my butthole as the penetrated butthole in chapter seven.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) October 14, 2013
And of course, our favorite…
I wish Charlie all the best. x
— E L James (@E_L_James) October 12, 2013
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