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Miley Cyrus Hit With A NEW Open Letter From Rocker Sufjan Stevens! See What He's Pissed About HERE!

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Try as she might, Miley Cyrus can't make anyone happy.

Not Sinead O'Connor, not the foam finger creator, and now not even indie rocker Sufjan Stevens.

But this time she isn't being slammed for being a prostitution whore prostituted out, she's being dissed over her poor grammar!

Sufjan took to his Tumblr page to serve it up hard to Mileybird over her choice of words in the song #GetItRight because she got the grammar wrong. He wrote:

"Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body), but maybe you need a quick grammar lesson. One particular line causes concern: “I been laying in this bed all night long.” Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING, an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object, i.e. “I been laying my tired booty on this bed all night long.” Whatever. I’m not the best lyricist, but you know what I mean. #Get It Right The Next Time. But don’t worry, even Faulkner messed it up. We all make mistakes, and surely this isn’t your worst misdemeanor. But also, Miley, did you know the tense here is also totally wrong. Surely you’ve heard of Present Perfect Continuous Tense (I HAVE BEEN LYING in this bed all night long [hopefully getting some beauty sleep?]). It’s a weird, equivocal, almost purgatorial tense, not quite present, not quite past, not quite here, not quite there. Somewhere in between. I feel that way all the time. It kind of sucks. But I have a feeling your “present perfect continuous” involves a lot more excitement than mine. Anyway, doesn’t that also sum up your career right now? Present. Perfect. Continuous. And Tense. Intense? Girl, you work it like Mike Tyson. Miley, I love you because you’re the Queen, grammatically and anatomically speaking. And you’re the hottest cake in the pan. Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan"

Wellll, at least he paid Mileybird a nice compliment at the end there!

Who wouldn't want to be the hottest cake in the pan?!

And even though he's right about her grammar mistakes, we're guessing the hottest cake in the pan doesn't give a rat's a** about getting it right! She's got twerking to focus on!

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19 comments to “Miley Cyrus Hit With A NEW Open Letter From Rocker Sufjan Stevens! See What He's Pissed About HERE!”



  1. 1

    What a dumb as$! Looking for attention at her expense. Wait, did I spell that right?

  2. Julie says – reply to this


    2

    Ugh! I bet he's one of those annoying grammar police types on FB too..oh wait, you said it all when you said INDIE ROCKER. Seriously he took time out of life to correct her, nice waste boner. Go do something meaningful instead of making news in this fashion. Tool.



  3. 3

    it would be nice if these entertainers would spend a little of their money actually educating themselves.

  4. MB says – reply to this


    4

    I thought this was hilarious

    "Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan"



  5. 5

    grammar whores… get the sticks out of your ass and live a little . period .



  6. 6

    What's with all this letter writing to her? I bet she's sick of this. He can't just go off at her about that…. a lot of celebrities talk/spell like that? He'll start writing letters to every rap artist next… Jesus trying to get attention writing a pointless letter, she probably doesn't give a damn.

  7. Sirley says – reply to this


    7

    You are a disgrace. You had a little insert on Ellen. Your 3 guitarists looked scared to death. Cut at the end of your song because nobody would clap. You all looked like somebody was going to get you. I would if I could. SLUT comes to mind.

  8. MB says – reply to this


    8

    He's not trying to get attention and he's not jealous. Do you people ever stop to think that we've had these people who are her age, they are the furthest thing from what you'd call "musically inclined" that you can get, but that's the "business" they're in. Not only does their music suck, but they suck at delivering it. They do not belong, it's not in them, they are in it for everything but the actual music, and yet it's all we hear 8 times a day on 2 different radio stations, and their faces are all over magazines, TV, internet, radio for what? Shaking your ugly ass all over Robin Thick's dick with your tongue hanging out of your face?

    For too long. Usually, in the past, before the internet became popular, things would happen naturally. Her and the likes of her slowly fade away, and something new and refreshing would come in. Things would gradually get better sound, production wise, and the musicians would also get better over decades. That's not happening, and people in general are sick and tired of the same stupid faces, pulling the same stupid shit out of their ass.

    This was a funny open letter. Plenty of people have something to say about her and they do. He just happens to be famous. That's the only difference.



  9. 9

    Dear aging and "wise" rock stars, pop stars, actors, and celebrity "experts," butt the fuck out. And come down from the goddamned mountain.

    A young woman is enjoying her youth. She's in the spotlight. She's engaging her sexuality. Oh my God. Aren't there more important things to worry about?



  10. 10

    are you kidding me? shes beyond ridiculous now.

  11. Shaking my head says – reply to this


    11

    Am I the only person here who thinks this could maybe, possibly, be a joke? Perhaps Sufjan Stevens is 'cracking wise' due to all the attention Miley is getting, particularly the 'open letter' kind of attention. I read this not as a serious letter to Miley, but at an SNL type, over dramatized joke. People need to lighten up and take the sticks out of their asses.



  12. 12

    Re: xoxo_anonymous – oops my bad..thought this was another letter from O'Conner

  13. Gill says – reply to this


    13

    People who have been writing on this are insane. Cat Stevens has no reason to be jealous of Miley Cyrus and definitely doesn't need attention, he's one of the greatest artists in history. I'm more disturbed by the fact that he knows who Miley Cyrus is. Why are you doing this Sufjan Stevens??

  14. dkjafdskaskdjh says – reply to this


    14

    askdjhfkajshdkjah

  15. Patt says – reply to this


    15

    Let him enjoy his 15 seconds of fame now… BTW where did he get it? I mean, there are no lyrics in the official booklet album, and lying and laying sounds, when spoken, the same.. right?



  16. 16

    At this point it's like people are hopping on the bandwagon to leech off of miley's spotlight. Notice how the people writing letters show "concern" for her? Celebrities will just hop on whatever the popular, majority public opinion is. The majority of people think she's a dumb ass skank, so they are obviously against her, so they write the kind of letters trying to "help her" ppft.

  17. heyria says – reply to this


    17

    Pfft! Maybe this should have been an open letter to President Obama or something. Atrocious how people get even the simplest things misspelled or written grammatically incorrect.

  18. Eliz Luz says – reply to this


    18

    Has it occurred to him or anyone that its a play on words? You could be laid or laying all night long couldn't you?

  19. caroline says – reply to this


    19

    This sounds like an insult all together. It is definitely not a compliment. AM I THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THIS.