Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Rihanna…cleaning up Thailand, one crazy tweet at a time!
We reported earlier how RiRi drunkenly went to a sex show in Thailand that involved a bird, two turtles (and a partridge in a pear tree) emerging out of some lady parts, and let all of Twitter know how "traumatized" she was!
Well, the owner of a bar in Phuket (you can't make this stuff up) has been arrested on charges of obscenity and operating an entertainment venue without a permit, and it's all thanks to Rihanna's grosstastic tweets!
This isn't the first time Rihanna's social media brought animal exploiters to justice in Phuket, Thailand!
At least, the slow loris featured in an Instagram photo with Rihanna wasn't thrust inside some lady's vajayjay! We know the primate is protected, but it would need another type of protection for that act!
Now, if you'll excuse us, we'll be trying to block out all these weird images, you know, before the next time we take a trip to the zoo!