Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
Sexin' it up!!
And if you ever wanted to see sexy ladies on top of sexy ladies on top of sexy ladies, this video is IT!!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
It's also a tutorial on how to have sex like a gorilla! Hey, ya learn something new every day. ;)
Ooo Bruno, you crooner you. Always full of surprises!
UPDATE: Whoa! We thought that stripper was familiar! It's Freida Pinto — bangin' bod, gurrrl!