Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
In the sixth installment of the band's Save Rock and Roll: The Young Blood Chronicles series, the plot thickens as the gashed men get rescued one-by-one by the beautifully talented Foxes and Just One Yesterday's chapter is just as deliciously gruesome as the last.
There's nothing like taking a bite out of a bloody apple to get over being nearly slaughtered up by a pack of angry teens, right Pete Wentz??! LOLz!
We can't even begin to imagine what we have in store for the climax of the bloody battle in the final installment!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see part six of FOB's grim story!!!