All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Ladies and gentlemen, start your drooling!
Mario Lopez showed off a little Extra as he suffered a massive wardrobe malfunction in Las Vegas on Saturday, splitting his pants right near his A.C. Slater!
Thankfully for everyone, what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas as he posted the pic to Twitter with the caption:
"Uh oh… Ripped my suit getting into the car. It's @RatedMOfficial kinda night… #PantsTooTight #Undies"
While he was giving strippers a run for their money, Mario was celebrating his birthday in the Sin City! Perhaps his wife gave him too hard of a lap dance?!
Meanwhile, we're having a tough time not splitting our pants looking at this seksi pic! Hope the rest of your birthday celebrations ended up with you in your birthday suit, Mario!
On a more serious note, we'd also like to say R.I.P. to Mario's ripped pants who suffered an inseamly end.
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