Oh, what a Dick!
Don't crash weddings! Don't do it — it's tacky!
If you must, though, bring a present for the bride & groom and have the decency not to hover at the open bar!
And when you do hover at the open bar? Drink one cocktail at a time and save the top shelf stuff for guests who were actually invited!
Look, this is Social Etiquette 101 for most of us, but Andy Dick clearly skipped most of those classes!
Fresh from a rumored cocaine bender, the 47-year-old actor allegedly tested his wedding crashing skills at a reception near Universal Studios this weekend, but failed MISERABLY! Witnesses say he weaved his way through a crowd of strangers, found the open bar, but then demanded two cocktails at once!
A source revealed:
“Basically, Andy was wandering around inside the hotel searching for open bars. He was very low-key, not really drawing attention to himself. But at about 8 p.m. he entered the private wedding reception and went straight for the nearest bar, and ordered two drinks.”
Witnesses also say security quickly escorted him off the premises before he even had the chance to down his drinks!
The source continued:
“Most of the wedding party didn’t even realize Andy had snuck in. But for those that did, it was pretty funny. He kind of just thought he could slip in anywhere and grab a free drink.”
Yikes! The NewsRadio star didn't even bring a gift for the recently wed!!!
Congratulations to them nevertheless!
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