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U.S. Government Will FINALLY Reopen! House Republicans Caved & The #Shutdown Is OVER!

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Minutes ago the U.S. Congress finally passed a bill which will end the government shutdown!!!

U.S. Senators passed the bill, House Speaker John Boehner finally allowed a vote in the House, it passed, & now all President Barack Obama has to do is sign it!

(He already said he would as soon as it hits his desk!)

This means the U.S. Government will re-open immediately and the debt ceiling is suspended until at least mid-January!

Woo hoo! Congress is finally paying it's bills!!

Furloughed employees can return to work!

Sad little boys will no longer be barred from experiencing the miracle that is panda!

NASA engineers will go back to performing secret alien autopsies at Area 51 staring at Uranus, LOLz!!

Now, here's the bad news…

No more free vibrators from Vibrators.com! Aww! Sadzies! It was a good deal while it lasted!

In all seriousness, we're glad the federal government is back in the business!!! Hopefully there isn't another #shutdown in January!

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5 comments to “U.S. Government Will FINALLY Reopen! House Republicans Caved & The #Shutdown Is OVER!”

  1. 1

    whoo whoo, 17,000,000,000 , that TRILLION kids in debt. you been sold. get used to living on food stamps and in mamas basement. you been sold. the Chinese kids win. we borrow 100 billion dollars a MONTH from the Chinese to pay for welfare and obamaphones and we produce NOTHING. Enjoy, remember this when you're older and you remember when you laughed at the Tea Party. when you GROW up and figure it out, you will know who loved you.

  2. 2

    17 Trillion in debt, lets party! whoo whoo

  3. Fitzzz says – reply to this


    I don't agree with a lot of stuff the Republicans pull, but honestly Obama is spending like a drunk sailor on leave, and he's spending our $$$$

  4. Tommy G says – reply to this


    I am pretty sure Obama initially ran on a campaign of being a centrist. He is a typical ideologue and is a horrendous leader. He just cares about his own misguided vision and does not care about uniting the parties. He has no concept of a budget and believes spending, spending, and spending will get us out of our problems. We need independent thinkers as our representatives. Not fools who only vote on party lines.

  5. howard says – reply to this


    i'm so glad i left the u.s. for germany years ago. i doubt i'll go back except for visits maybe.