Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We guess Nori's staying with a nanny on October 25! LOLz!
The newly svelte Atkins obsessed momma is ringing in 33 years of life at the exclusive Tao nightclub in Las Vegas, and wants YOU to be there!
Kimmy previously celebrated her 30th birthday at the same venue with sisters Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner, along with celeb gal pals Kelly Rowland and La La Anthony—so she knows it's going to be an amaze lavish event!
K Dash made the announcement via Instagram on Monday revealing the (above) poster with the caption:
OMG, we can't wait to see this doll back in the club FLAUNTING her killer post-baby kurves!
[Image via Instagram.]