Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
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What went wrong???
Cuz we know Hollywood relationships are short, but six weeks is mega tiny!! Yeesh!!
Derek Hough probably didn't even get to show her all his dance moves, LOLz! But regardless, Nina and Derek are totally done, according to insiders within their circle.
"It played itself out. The distance was too much to handle."
Ahh, well yeah… Derek films Dancing With the Stars in sunny El Lay and Nina shoots Vampire Diaries in Atlanta, sooo… that's not exactly the geographical formula for perfect love cultivation!
But didn't they realize that when they started dating in the first place??
Whatevs, this just means there's more of a chance she'll get back together with Ian — though we were betting on his fangs biting us next.
Gosh, Nina! Just get all the hotties!
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