Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Well slap us silly — in the bed, on our booty, with a feather!
And ya know what? SHAME ON US!!
If he's got enough stamina to last as long as did in Titanic's freezing Atlantic waters, surely he's got the same thing going on behind closed doors!
Oliver Stone sure as heck thinks so!
"I'm so out of the loop on feature films, but [Leo] would make a fortune."
Yeah he would!!
He may not be who the fans had in mind, but something tells us theaters would overflow with eager readers wanting a glimpse of the show if Leo signed that contract! Ha.. contract, get it? :P
Oliver also confirmed he'll be directing the upcoming Martin Luther King Jr biopic, so no whips and chains for him. But we have ultimate faith in 50 Shades' helm — hiring a woman to direct a film where a man dominates was prob the best decision, like… ever.
But we're still in need of that male lead!
Ever since Charlie Hunnam threw in the
sticky towel, Alexander Skarsgard and Jamie Dornan have been the frontrunners for rumored producer talks while Ian Somerhalder and Ryan Gosling reign as fan favorites!
Who's UR naughty master? Sound off in the comments (below)!!