That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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ZOMG!! Our minds can barely handle the potential awesomeness!!
The ultra-lovely Lorde recently sat down for an interview with Clash magazine and dished on many of the delicious deets surrounding her newfound celeb status.
In particular, the New Zealand native is eager to branch out! She even hopes to write hits for her favorite pop-stars one day!
And none more than the sultry, seXXXy, and super scandalous Pour It Up princess, Rihanna!
"I haven't written for other artists yet, but I definitely want to. Obviously, lyrics are a huge part of my music, and they're so personal to me, so … it'll be such a challenge to step out of my body. I can't wait. Rihanna would be fun to write for because she's done everything. And I'd love to write for — or with — Ellie Goulding, actually."
Lorde & Rihanna? Yessss, we love every ounce of that idea!!
Our ears are desperate to hear them collaborate on a song… or anything! A buddy cop film set in space? Sure, why not!! Heck, we'd probably pay to watch them share a Cinnabun at a mall in Indiana!
What could go wrong!?
Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece / Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
Wait a minute! We get it now!! This is all part of Lorde's plan! She was waxing poetical about RiRi in Royals, LOLz!!!
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