Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Talk about twerking her way to the top!!!
And all that publicity has helped the 20-year-old sell copies of her new album in record numbers!
Bangerz actually moved 270,000 copies in its first week, which is tops for any woman in the pop category during any week of 2013!
In fact, only Daft Punk's Random Access Memories (which sold 339K) has had a better showing!
Since 2010, only 12 female solo albums have enjoyed bigger debuts, with Taylor Swift's Red kicking all of their butts by selling 1.21 million copies in its first week last year.
The world can talk all the trash it wants, but we're sure MileyBird is wagging her tongue all the way to the bank, LOLz!!