Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hello, Europe? We think you're going to need to rent at least one wrecking ball for November 10th!
The EMAs are just like the VMAs…but for all of Europe! And get this, the awards show takes place in Amsterdam!
Do you know how much you can get away with so much in Amsterdam?! Twerking is only like the third craziest thing going on there!
That city already probably has shows there where ladies can do anything to a wrecking ball…and we mean anything.
Regardless of whatever Miley decides to sing (probably naked on a steel sphere), we have a suspicion that this MTV's European Music Award show could be that much crazier than its American counterpart! We cannot wait for the 10th of November to roll around…on the floor with a sledgehammer.
SRSLY despite the fact that Miley claims that she never meant to start a war, her performance might instigate WWIII over there!