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Oh you've been a very, very bad boy, Charlie Hunnam!
The almost Christian Grey was set to make his first public appearance since deciding to drop out of the lead role in Fifty Shades of Grey. But he opted to avoid ANY questions about whips, chains and handcuffs by not showing up!
Charlie was due at the Paley Center's benefit gala honoring the FX network on Wednesday, but at the last minute decided to drop out of that as well!
Well gosh! He might as well have a ball gag in his mouth at this point, because he clearly ain't talking!!!
But c'mon, dude! You've gotta tell us what went wrong eventually!
Some of Charlie's Sons of Anarchy co-stars did answer some questions about him while walking the red carpet though!
CCH Pounder dished that she had been working with Charlie earlier that week, saying:
"I had some very intimate scenes with him in the last week, and [his plans to drop out of the project were] never brought up. He's fully concentrated on what he's doing now."
Dayum, Charlie! Your lips are tighter than a leather bondage suit! LOLz!!!
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