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  1. Phoebe says – reply to this


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    I really love this!!



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    this sentence has got to be the best thing i ever read "metaphorical shit-slinging at the helm of Hollywood’s most-hated celebrity-gossip site to give this scene a hefty dose of cognitive dissonance.

    my goodness they nailed it…

    well done perez..

    so i joined fb today and within half a hr i had been both added and deleted by one of my relatives i know .. unbelievable all i did was 'like; something of theirs they are the ones that wanted me to add them i thought as they asked first anyways so im enraged but this story cheered me up going to 'like perez' on fb



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    This is wonderful, love you Perez xx



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    ok well something was wrong it wouldnt let me' like' anything ..

    this story about u is absolutely amazing it shows a true vunerability and i do believe that we all end up in the right place at the right time even if we have to be patient in life .. i truelly wish u find ur brad soon and continue ur perezilina pack of kids when the time is right they will enter ur life like a mirage something u could never imagine .. good luck u deserve love and happiness … everything in ur life is ready for love the table is set and now we just wait for the person to come with patience and understanding …when the table is set the people will come ..

    love perez fan xxxxx

    lets bring back nice perez



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    Vows to be better man?
    (can't stop laughing)



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    Re: overthereRe: overthere – Yeah, he vowed to be a better man but almost evetrything he posts has a sexual edge to it and he keeps drooling over men and women on his site,. BUt he is going to be a "better" man. lol

  7. Johnny Depp is God says – reply to this


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    You know damn well, if Beyonce or Jay Z asked you over for a play date for your son you would run there because of the way you do the social climbing. What a liar you are.

  8. ohmy says – reply to this


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    Liars gonna Lie!

  9. je says – reply to this


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    Just knowing that nobody will touch Perez with a 10 foot pole is the best revenge against someone as putrid and disgusting as he is. HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW HE WANTS A BOYFRIEND SO BADLY. Karma is real bitch.



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    “I thought it was important for me to be at these places where all these celebrities were at.”

    Apparently YOU STILL DO. God, I didn't think it was possible, but you made yourself look more unlikable in that article. You are so narcissistic.

    Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is a personality disorder[1] in which the individual is described as being excessively preoccupied with issues of personal adequacy, power, prestige and vanity. This condition affects one percent of the population. First formulated in 1968, it was historically called megalomania, and is severe egocentrism.

    Consider yourself diagnosed.



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    I guess my remarks hit home since you deleted my post.

  12. @v@ says – reply to this


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    This is in-the-moment and objective reporting which reflects a great feel for who and how you are at this moment in time. It's refreshing to read this Alex Morris piece which doesn't fail to mention the dichotomy of your career and personal life and still has no agenda.

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


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    The author mirrors my own cumulative impression of how things are for you right now.

  14. GAGAFAILS says – reply to this


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    Re: perez posse superfan 777 – Inbred hillbilly, are you related to Miley?