One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Apparently, security agents searched through his bags for any contraband as the Biebs was trying to leave the country!
Law enforcement officials claim that the search was random, but apparently they were focused on Justin because of the large amount of luggage he had! He certainly has a lot of clothing for someone who wears so few of it in public!
Even if it wasn't random, we can't blame security officials for searching for drugs, especially since that incriminating Instagram photo emerged of Biebsy potentially enjoying a little reefer madness!
Who knows? Maybe he really want to join the Mile High club! You know, the other Mile High club…
Hmm if that's the case, we wonder if Justin's spit was over the maximum 3.4 ounces?
All in all, Justin was delayed for more than an hour before leaving on his private jet, but at least no monkeys were confiscated this time!