And we're at such a loss of words, we're going to let Miz Teigen tell you what went down:
We're soooo often carried away with how lovely Liam Payne looks sans shirt or how seXXXy Harry Styles is when his delicious dong is dangling out of his pants, that we forget about where it all began!!!
The music! The marvelous, magnificent music! That's what REALLY makes them beautiful!
Well, One Direction latest single is Story of My Life and it should remind us all how truly talented these boys are!!!
Ch-ch-check out an AMAZEBALLZ clip from the song (above)!
ZOMG!!!! Brilliant! We can't wait to hear the whole thing!
And, you know, if Harry's peen makes another appearance in the meanwhile, that's OK, too, LOLz!!