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Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!

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Russell Brand is known for lending out a helping hand to the homeless, but looks like he did so quite literally to a random man in a bar bathroom!

Russell, as part of his British documentary series that explored social taboos, RE:Brand, gave a man a hand job that reached a very messy conclusion.

In a podcast, Russell talked about the gripping event that came to a head:

“I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ‘cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.' I trawled around Soho…going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’ And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’…So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard! And we’re…in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours’. And I [thought] ‘F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!’ And the director goes: ‘Go on Russell it would be funny…’ So I take down my trousers and pants…and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I’m such a sex narcissist that, even though I’m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank…[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.”

Talk about comedic relief!

Uh, where were we when this film crew was around? We'd volunteer! We'd volunteer as tribute!

LOLz! We kid!

Hmm, we hope that this whole documentary wasn't coming out of his own pocket!

Meanwhile, Katy Perry's probably like, "I only kissed a girl and liked it!"

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18 comments to “Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!”



  1. 1

    ummm…alrighty then…



  2. 2

    Laughing myself to tears!
    This! - 'the gripping event that came to a head'
    You really are too funny, dear.



  3. 3

    he's a freaking queer

  4. meeee says – reply to this


    4

    this was like 11 years ago! really? you just discovered this now?! He also bathed with a homeless man.

  5. Marcus says – reply to this


    5

    Really old news… If you had read his autobiography you would know this already. Get with the program Mario.

  6. Everwantedtobewanked says – reply to this


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    I think of myself as a hetero sexual but in college… i….i… how do I put this? In my freshman year in college, my girlfriend of many years was still underage and still living in our home state and I decided I was going to wait for her to turn 18 and then fly her to my state. I was going to stay faithful during our age/college related hiatus. I wasnt going to cheat on her. But My roomate got me high on weed (he was a stoner) and It made me so horny and gave me weird thoughts like "hmmm a I bet a twink's mouth feels the same as a girls mouth". I dont know how i knew that. I hadnt yet had a girls mouth.

  7. GDK says – reply to this


    7

    I think breaking boundaries and exploring life in general is respectable. At the end of the day he went to experience something he normally wouldn't, why not? He has no shame over it and he shouldn't.

    Bravo you twisted brilliant artist!

  8. everwantedtobewanked says – reply to this


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    [re]Re: Everwantedtobewanked[/re] I'm no longer with that girlfriend. I started doing the math of how long it was going to take her to reach 18 and then added 4 years to that because she was surely going to a different college. It would have been more than half a decade before we could hook up again. Soooooooooooooo. It was time to play around. I liked my gay experience. Its nice to know that if I ever become rejected by females.. I can always get a blow from a gay guy. I see them as an alternative to my hand. I'm not gay or bisexual. Whats the word for a guy who will have sex with a guy because "it beats my hand"?



  9. 9

    Da fuck did I just read?!?

  10. amy says – reply to this


    10

    you are gay. Face it.

  11. Linny says – reply to this


    11

    omg-his 1st autobiography came in 2007 and covered this in detail….and it happened back before he got sober, so more than 10 years ago…and it's news?
    C'mon P., you have to do better than this.

  12. Wills says – reply to this


    12

    It was an amazing TV series. Probably the most successful he has done, artistically. Very challenging, and ultimately moving. But it was when he was still a junkie. You should try to see it if you can.



  13. 13

    It was "grey"??? wtf

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


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  15. MichJB says – reply to this


    15

    Kinda figured this jackass was the sort that would use glory holes in bathroom walls.

  16. Bevi says – reply to this


    16

    "I took it betwixt my fingers thusly." I LOVE HIM! He's hilarious!



  17. 17

    what the what?! omg he's so crazy. also i read that whole paragraph in his voice in my head. i couldnt help it.

  18. Meaghan Edwards says – reply to this


    18

    LOL this is far from anything new. It was from a show done in 2002.