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Apple Unveils iPad Air, Gives iPad Mini A Retina Display! The Future Is Here & It's MARVELOUS! Get Specs HERE!

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Holy crapsicles!!! This is AMAZEBALLZ!

Apple unveiled the next generation of iPad just minutes ago, and the specs on the new device will BLOW your technologically-oriented mind!!!

Are you ready to learn about the iPad5? You sure? Well, tough!!! Because that's not even a thing!

The newest generation iPad will actually be called… iPad Air!

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Whoa!! So light! So breezy! We love the name!!!

It'll only weigh one pound, be 7.5 millimeters thick, and will have a "screaming fast" A7 Chip!!! Holy crap!!! One pound?? That's lighter than a spring dookie!!

The colors it comes in are silver, white, space grey, and black! Sorry, folks — NO GOLD FOR U!

In other news, the new iPad mini will have a Retina display! Finally it's worth getting! Woo hoo!!!

The iPad Air will go on sale November 1st, in plenty of time for the holidaze season, and cost $499!

Hooray for the future!! We, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

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3 comments to “Apple Unveils iPad Air, Gives iPad Mini A Retina Display! The Future Is Here & It's MARVELOUS! Get Specs HERE!”



  1. 1

    And this is why their site isn't working when a person is trying to buy a new phone. Great timing, Apple.



  2. 2

    I have no idea what an iPad is.



  3. 3

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