Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Looks like Once Upon a Time's take on Neverland just got that much creepier!
OUAT has added the one and only Marilyn Manson to its cast of Beautiful People and, you know, fairies, casting him as the voice of The Shadow, a character obsessed with kidnap and soul-stealing!
"We've always been enormous fans of Marilyn Manson. We wanted to cast someone with the vocal ability to make our skin crawl."
If pixie dust only works if you think happy thoughts, then no one is flying off of Neverland because Marilyn's voice sounds more evil than this season's evil Peter Pan!
On the other hand, we think this news is a fairy tale, and could not be more excited to hear Marilyn's dark intonations make some noise!