That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Oh R-Patz! Cheer up you sulky, sparkly vampire!!
Robert Pattinson was spotted out at the Soho House in El Lay looking worse for the wear!
And we don't mean his clothes, we mean his ATTITUDE!
Reportedly, the Twilight actor was being a big pouty baby while out and about with his friends!
“He looked depressed. He was sitting outside with a few guys smoking, and was just slumped over…He was wearing a baseball hat and wasn’t really talking to his friends. He was there for a couple of hours. He also looked bored.”
Oh well, maybe he's just upset that he can't womanize anymore and has to focus on his career!!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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