As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Guess a bunch of people were diggin' the YouTube chow me-me-me-me-mein this week!
Alison Gold's viral weirdness that was Chinese Food has done something many musical acts never get the chance to…BREAK INTO THE EFFING BILLBOARD HOT 100!
Actually, this song all about the love of Asian cooking came in at number 29!
Put your fried rice down and try not to choke—we understand the disbelief!