It was the worst mass shooting in U.S. history, and now we know exactly how it happened.
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LAX can sometimes be more intense than the Red Room of Pain!
Fifty Shades of Grey's Dakota Johnson was spotted at El Lay's airport about to do some traveling. Perhaps she was meeting up with the newly christened Christian Grey, Jamie Dornan, for some seksi character research!
Hmm we wonder if the TSA could legally give her a pat down if she didn't sign their contract! Uh, sometimes those hands friskers can be such doms!
Overall, we just hope Dakota didn't try to bring a whip onboard as a carry on! That might get her cuffed, which, come to think of it, is exactly what she might like!
If Dakota was going on a
St. Albert’s Cross country flight, we hope getting locked up in a pressurized chamber was a pleasure, and that the only painful screams she endured were coming from a baby sitting next to her!
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