Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Yes!! A man that once played for Disney is now playing in the bedroom — in the kinkiest way possible!!
As soon as he heard word of Charlie Hunnam's exit, Prince Charming (Josh Dallas) was keeping his ears and eyes open for the moment his buddy's name would be announced as Christian Grey.
He even tweeted his congrats! Aww, bestiez!!
But Jefferson/The Mad Hatter (Sebastion Stan) knew it all along. When the masses cried over Charlie's resignation, he knew the next option would be even better than the last.
Meanwhile, Snow White (Ginnifer Goodwin) is very intrigued with the decision. As she's been in some action-packed scenes with the Huntsman himself, she's seen his stamina.
Speaking of stamina, did we mention how Hook (Colin O'Donoghue) was the one helping him prepare for his auditions?? You know that sexpot of a pirate totally taught him some tricks!
But of course Aurora (Sarah Bolger) was a bit shocked, and concerned for the woodsy heartthrob.
By concerned, we mean curious. And by curious, we mean gurl wants a preview! LOLz!!
Same goes for Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison). She may have been shocked herself at first, but eventually she came around and offered wise words of support in case he ever faces adversity throughout his filming.
Needless to say, word soon got around to Rumpie (Robert Carlyle) and Belle (Emilie de Ravin)… who felt SUPER awkward knowing their fellow fairy tale mate would soon be playing the star of a book that was basically written about them! Ha!
But the most awkward reaction came from Regina (Lana Parrilla), who used to bed Jamie all the time! She had him all to herself! And now he's gonna give it to Dakota Johnson! And every single ticket holder!!! Oh she is not pleased…
Fortunately, the Evil Queen's heart isn't completely black yet, so Jamiez was able to talk some sense into her. After all, she's the reason he didn't wanna be with her anymore!
Yeah, girl! Let him move on with someone new!
See! We can all agree. Besides, homegirl's got a new woodsy fella to seduce these days. Let Jamie enjoy his kinky new endeavors… we know we will!!
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