That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
George Clooney is probably like, "Stacy who?"
George (not the royal babe) was spotted on a date with a mysterious lady in red at Berners Tavern last night in that foggy city known for its bangers, London!
We hope these two bangers fogged up the windows of whatever hackney drove them back to his or her place! By the way, a hackney is the name for a taxi in London! The more you know, mate!
George and this mystery woman must have really enjoyed each other's company, because they got to the restaurant around 10pm, and were seen leaving at roughly 2am! They may have had some dinner, but the two were hopefully leaving to get some dessert…
And by "dessert," we mean their bodies! Yum! Two scoops of George, puh-lease!
We reported earlier how a new model, Monika Jakisic, had stepped into George's life, but with this new red dressed lady, perhaps the days of her going down on his runway are over!
That, or he's playing the field, enjoying some of the perks of being named the Sexiest Man Alive…twice!
Regardless, we hope Gravity CAN forget to bring these two unconfirmed lovers to the ground again!
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]