Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Ahh, the horrific hilarity!
What's scarier than clowns holding bloody knives and centuries old vampires who fall in love with high school girls, you ask?
How about Bravo producing scripted TV? Or a person who hasn't seen Gravity?
Yes, according to this irreverent pop-culture skewering, the scariest stuff in the universe is the state of the entertainment industry, LOLZ!!!
Whoa!! Except for that mean spirited Katy Perry diss, that sketch was funny!
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