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Britney Spears Music Being Blasted By Boats To Scare Off Somali Pirates?!?

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Forget flare guns and fire hoses - the real way to ward off Somali pirates out at sea is to hit them with a blast of Britney!

Sea Captains battling East African ship raiders have reportedly discovered a new secret weapon in Britney Spears', claiming that pirates hate her music so much, they turn away from any vessel that's playing her hit songs!

LOLz!

Second Officer Rachel Owens, a merchant navy officer aboard one of these huge super tankers has seen firsthand how BritBrit can keep them safe. She explained:

"Her songs have been chosen by the security team accompanying our tankers because they thought the pirates would hate them most. These guys can’t stand Western culture or music, making Britney’s hits perfect.”

The US police and military were the first to adopt this tactic to stop ocean rioters. The practice worked so well, now cruise ships and navy vessels are also cranking out Oops!…I Did It Again and …Baby One More Time!

Steven Jones, of the Security Association for the Maritime Industry, says that playing pop music has proven to be one of the most effective ways at keeping pirates off of ships! He claimed:

"Pirates will go to any lengths to avoid or try to overcome the music, even using earplugs. I’d imagine using Justin Bieber would be against the Geneva Convention!"

HIGHlarious!!!

Welp, keep cranking out those hits, Brit! The more you sing, the safer we'll all be while traveling the high seas!

[Images via Facebook and Columbia Pictures.]

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6 comments to “Britney Spears Music Being Blasted By Boats To Scare Off Somali Pirates?!?”

  1. lisbellas says – reply to this


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    lol lol yeah Britney… keep us safe



  2. 2

    Playing Britney's music is considered TORTURE all over the world.

  3. Luke Uperskert says – reply to this


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    They should also project on the side of the boat the images of Britney's ying-yang, taken as she stepped out of car. That will CERTAINLY frighten any man, pirate or even killer whales away!

  4. MB says – reply to this


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    Yeah I could see that. It would work on me. I have the same reaction to most modern pop music.

  5. BritneyQueen90 says – reply to this


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    And that's why all of her songs become SMASH HITS all over the world… stupid fat cow! Floptina's music is used as torture in Jail, because of the SCREAMS, i guess…

  6. howard says – reply to this


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    it's britney watch!